Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Sunday, August 23, 2009
permulaan puase (:
Okay, bermula dengan sahur . mlam sebelum itu, semua berpakat na kunci ‘jam loceng’ .excited (: hha pada pagi itu, mcamcam bunyi ade .ade lagu MATAHARI, ade lagu DAMBArAN CINTA, lagu BUKAN SUPERMAN, lagu BUNKFACE (: hha malah, ade juga bunyi jam loceng yan real . tit tit tit tit tit, tit tit tit tit tit, tit tit tit tit tit .haish kecoh satu ruma, yela first pause . hha mkan, kemudian tidur .OH, lupe mao smbahyang lh .hha then, aku di kejutkan oleh mama,
Mama : kaka .bangun, mama na pegi pasa pudu ney, kaw bangun, kemas ruma, patu nnti mama balik, kite pegi beli baju raye .
cehh, belum pape dh na beli baju raye .aku pon dengan excitednye, straight bangun, mandi, kemass ruma .dari jam 8, smpai jam 10 .mama ta jugak balik, aku unnline, ahh bosan .aku pegi ‘bersiap’ .hha mama kate na pegi KL kn, kne ah chantekchantek cket kn ? kemudian jam 11 lbih, bau mama balik .muke dh masam dh,
Aku : ma ney, asal lambat ? kang panas lah .
Mama : ala, pasar ramai orang tadi .cepat lh siap,
Aku : dh siap dh, jum ah .
Mama : kejab, bia mama masak dlu .
Aku : ala, tapayah ah masak lagi .
Mama : masak lh dlu, nnti buatnye balik lambat, tros bukak jeh .
Okay, menunggu lagi .kemudian jam 12 pegi amik adek .kasihan, dia kene skola .hha UPSR kn .hha patu dia kate dia tsyen, okay 12.30 anta dia pegi tsyen .cehh, tgu dpan ruma cekgu uh, hamper setengah jam . alikalik, tade tsyen .mke dh bengang dh .patu ayh kate, tapayah lh pegi KL, lain kali . lagi bengang, tapi diam jeh .yela, pause (: hha tapi mke ketat .hha
Then ayh ckap, dh dh jum .patu ingatkan pegi KL lah kn ? last-last dlam kete ayh kate kte pegi TESCO jela .cehh, menyesal ikut ! patu lantak ah, tgoktgok lh jgak baju kn, burok ! ta best langsung . tapi dapat lh capai satu tudung ney .lawa lagi bergaya .chanteklah tudung dia .hha suke (: hee lepas uh, balik .hmm ayh beli ah cket barang, mama un same, adek juga .aku jeh ta .sume ta best .huh patu balik, lepak .menunggu waktu berbuka .hha ayh pegi bazaar, beli murtabak .cehh, I love murtabak ayam (: hha dh berbuuka, sume mcam kebulur, mkan nasi, mkan kueh, mcamcam na mkan, tapi aku, mkan murtabak nan air kelapa suda memadai .hha mlam tuh lak ade cousin aku datang .hha dari jauh, dari Pahang .hha lepak, gelak-gelak, aku blajablaja cket, cehh blaja add math nan cousin aku, hha patu na tido .dan akhirnye, SLAMAT TINGGAL ROMEO (: hha
Friday, August 21, 2009
SELAMAT BERPUASA (:
Hye,
Na ckap jeh ney, start bulan ramadhan nnti, mybe ade perubahan pada diri ini .aceceh, na tao just wait and see (: hha
Tapi,
Ini bukan lh mao MEMPERLI mahupon MENIRU okay .ini datang dari hati yan ikhlas, sygs (:
Hanye untuk bulan ramadhan yan indah ini sahaja .habes ramadhan, kembali normal sygs .sekian (:
“''SELAMAT MENYAMBUT BULAN RAMADHAN, BERSAMA KITA MEMBANTERAS MAKSIAT DI BULAN RAMADHAN YAN INDAH INI”''
tagged lagi lagi (: hha
Rules :
1. Wajib jawab
2. Jujur dengan jawapan anda
3. Tag sesiapa yang anda mahu
Tentang anda
1. Name ?
- jasmynn bte hashim
2. Nickname
- ai reen, jasmynn, sara
3. Age ?
- sixteen
4. Where do you live?
- 1st Cheras, KL
-2nd Langkap, Perak
5. Hobby ?
- dancing
6. Hair colour ?
- dark brown
7. Eye colour ?
- pure black
8. Drink?
- no
9. Smoke?
- sometimes
10. Done Drugs?
- ANTI-dadah
11. Virgin?
- ofcourse, only you don’t have, honey !
12. Favourite Drink?
- chocolate milk
13. Favourite Food?
- patprik
14. Favourite Cigarettes/Cigars?
- Marlboro Mentol
15. Whats your favourite number?
- 7
16. Favourite radio station?
- fly fm
17. Favorite fast food restaurant?
- Mcd
18. Favourite fancy restaurant?
- mamak kesayangan
19. Favourite subject in school?
- prinsip akaun tingkatan 4
20. Favourite band ?
- bunkface, iloveyou sam (:
21. Favourite singer?
- lan MUH (:
22. Favourite actress/actresses ?
- LA DOLCE AMIRA
23. What is your shoe size?
- 6/38
24. What is your favorite book?
- additional mathematics form 4
25. Are you a morning person or a night person?
- night person
26. Favourite word
- cool gile, makcek pakcek
27. Biggest fears?
- fear of history
- fear of addition mathematics
- fear of prinsip akaun
28. Biggest weaknesses?
- hard to apologize
29. Bad habit
- gelak mcam setan (: hha
30. Current mood ?
- fed-up, angry
Crap things
31. Are you gay/bi/lesbian?
- I’m not sure
32. Party or the Beach?
- I love beach
33. Coke/pepsi ?
- coke
34. Doggies or Kitties?
- kitties
35. Shorts or Pants?
- shorts
36. T-Shirts or Long Sleeved?
- T-shirts
37. House or Apartment?
-
38
- YM
39. Lions or Tigers?
- lion (: sbb dia islam, hha pakai tudung
40. Hairspray or Gel?
- hairspray
41.
- shower best
42. Shoes or Flip Flops?
- shoes
43. Lipstick or Lipgloss?
- lipgloss
44. Pancakes or Waffles?
- waffles
45. Chris Brown or Usher?
- Chris Brown
46. Pitbull or Daddy Yankee?
- Pitbull
47. Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise ?
- tom cruise
48. Salt or pepper ?
- salt
49. McDonald's or Burger King?
- both !
50. CSI or Law and Order?
- law and order
51. Battleship or Monopoly?
- monopoly
52. Will Farrell or Adam Sandler?
- Adam sandler
53. Red or blue?
- red
54. Apple juice or
- orange juice
55. Love or Lust?
- Love
56. When's the last time you had a headache?
- last week
57. How do you feel right now?
- angry
58. Does anyone call you baby?
- yes, my love love
59. Would you ever get a tattoo?
- nabi ta ngaku umat wehh,
60. What's the first thing you thought of this morning?
- check massages
61. What's something you really want right now?
- dating, dating and dating
62. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
- closed
63. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
- nope
64. Do you have freckles?
- nope
65. Do you always smile for pictures?
- sometimes, bergantung pada mood
66. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
- chew straw tade keh ?
67. What size is your bed?
- double size, (tidur ganas wehh)
68. What is your Song of the week?
-
69. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
- maybe,
70. Do you still watch cartoons?
- no, membosankan
71. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
- never
72. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
- nasi lemak and a glass of milk
73. What is your usual bedtime?
- before 11 o’clock
74. Are you lazy?
- always
75. What is your Chinese astrological sign?
- chicken
76. Are you stubborn?
- Yes
77. Afraid of heights?
- nope,
78. Can you curl your tongue?
- can,
79. Can you swim well?
- no
80. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
- Yes I can
81. Are you patient?
- No
82. DJ or band, at a wedding?
- Band
83. What is your favorite lyric?
- she wear high heel, I wear sneakers .she cheer captain and I’m on the bleacher .
84. Are you a fast or slow typer?
- medium
85. What is your most viewed website?
- blogspot
86. Do you hate anyone?
- YES I DO, it is your mother fucker !
87. Does anyone hate you?
- Maybe
88. Do you like to get drunk?
- can ah ?
89. Do you like the color black more than most colors?
- yes, I love black (mentor) hha
90. Your thoughts on our president........?
- KEHARMONIAN
91. Would you rather travel to Europe or
-
92. Would you rather swim in the ocean or in a pool?
- ocean
93. Would you rather take a vacation to the ocean or a lake?
- Ocean
94. What's better, the last day of school or your birthday?
- Last day of school,
95. Would you skydive for $400?
- Never
96. What's worse: a headache or a stomach ache?
- stomach ache, asek na eyak jeh
97. What's worse: a dentist appointment or a doctor's appointment?
- Dentist, sbb nnti dia cabut gigi aku guna playar
98. Do you like the smell of gasoline?
- yes, I like it
99. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
- bole smbung tido lagi ta ?
100. What were you doing at 5pm yesterday?
- mandi, bau sampai dari perak
101. Would you rather take a bus or a taxi?
- Bus, lebih selamat juga jimat .BERBALOI-BALOI
102. Would you shave your head for $500?
- NEVER.
103. If you could have any car, what would you have?
- Mini Cooper (kehendak)
- satria neo (keperluan)
104. Would you rather go back to 1985 or forward to 2025?
- 1985, best .hha ta wujud lagi
105. Are you sitting still right now?
- yes, huh
106. What's cuter: a puppy or a kitten?
- puppy
107. The traffic light turns yellow. Do you accelerate or slow down?
- lagi aku laju, hha
108. Batman or Superman?
- aku bukanlah superman
109. What's your most embarassing moment?
- cikgu ckap “skrang awak dh msok class akaun, jgan nanges lagi okay”
110. What's worse: spiders or snakes?
- spiders, sbb dia kecik .patu suke buat sarang
111. When was the last time you cried?
- last tuesday
112. Can you use chopsticks properly?
- tidak reti, slalu pakai tangan, lebih afdal
113. When was the last time you had to run?
- last week
114. What did you do today?
- lepak mamak bersame classmate
115. Who is your most hated teacher?
- azlina (cikgu math aku time form 2)
116. TV or Internet?
- both
117. Could you live without a TV?
- nope,
118. Could you live without the Internet?
- Nope!
119. Do you have a Myspace?
- Yes i do.
120. Do you have a Facebook?
- nope
121. What's the first thing you do when you go online?
- myspace first, blogger second
122. What's your favorite website?
- youtube
123. What browser do you use? (IE, Firefox, etc.)
- firefox lebih hebat
124. What's your favorite bone in the human body?
- tulang sum sum
125. Would you rather win Survivor or American Idol?
- Survivor
126. Where would you rather live: Africa or
-
127. Pirates or ninjas?
- Pirates.
128. Vampires or werewolves?
- Vampire
129. What was the last thing you ate?
- rending tok (atok aku yan masak HAHA)
130. Did you answer all of these honestly?
- yes
Have you ever......
131. Made someone cry?
- sometimes
132. Been online for more than 10 hours in a row?
- nope,
133. Been caught cheating?
- pernah, were caught by my daddy
134. Have you ever got into trouble with the law?
- maybe,
135. Have you ever fallen for your bff?
- yes
136. Have you ever felt alone?
- Yes, si dia dh tidur dulu
137. Have you ever had braces?
- Never.
138. Have you ever been in a physical fight? Did you win?
- yes (: hha aku hebat weh
139. Have you ever been to
- Nope
140. Have you ever drank spoiled milk?
- eiyuww
141. Have you ever broken a bone?
- nope
142. Ever watch soap operas?
- no
143. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
- no
145. Ever take dance lessons?
- long years ago
146. Ever won a spelling bee?
- yes, standard 3
147. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
- nope, dh happy, gelak jela
148. Ever been in love?
- yes
149. Ever have plastic surgery?
- Never
150. Wet your pants?
- zaman kanak-kanak
151. Coughed so hard you hurt your back?
- sometimes
152. Dated someone shorter than you?
- yes,
153. Had a nightmare about drowning?
- Ade, weird gile !
154. Snuck out?
- hmmm
155.Cheated on a bf/gf?
- DAHULU
156. Killed someone?
- kalau di beri kuase, akan ku bunuh (her parents)
157. Hated someone but loved them at the same time?
- nope, dh hated, hated ah
158. Tried killing yourself?
- NEVER, I love myself !
160. Regret anything?
- yes,
161. Done something stupid?
- melayan si dia yan tidak jujur / bercakap benar
162. Thought someone crying was funny?
- bu zhi dao
163. Wanted someone to die?
- YES !!
164. Cried over something dumb?
- sometimes
165. Been in a fight?
- yes, I like to fighting !
166. Been dumped?
- sometimes
167. Missed somone?
- YES
168. Talked on the phone for 3 hours straight?
- form 3 dulu, bergayut dari jam 1.30a.m until 4a.m
169. Been to hospital?
- never, anti-body kuat
170. Been kicked out of school?
- hampir-hampir
171. Have you ever done something bad and you still havent told your parents?
- dh kantoi dh smalam (: HAHA
172. Have you ever broke someone's heart ?
- maybe
173. Have you ever done something a long time ago and just now regret it
- Yes
174. Cried yourself to sleep
- yes
175. Fallen down the stairs
- never, berhati-hati ketika menaiki/menuruni anak tangga
176. Ignored someone till they stopped talking to you for good
- yes, hha sembang kaw soang-soang
177. Met someone who changed your life
- yes, what the fuck coffee !
178. Broke up with someone to be with someone else
- YES !
179. Told someone you were single and you really werent
- I’m taken okay, and I’m happy !
180. Flirt with people on chat lines while you are with someone
- never
Friends
181. How many friends do you have?
- ramai,
182. How many best friends do you have?
- DON’T HAVE
183. Do you trust your friends?
- no, ta gune punye kawan .na mampos !
184. If so, who?
-
185. Are any of your friends straight?
- hha cool saje
186. Are any of your friends Bi?
- I don’t know, ta tao pon !
187. Do you tell your friends your secrets?
- never, its my PRIVACY okay !
188. Who's the most hyper?
- nor atiqah abdul karim
189. Funniest?
- farhana
190. Shyest?
- maisara
191. Sweetest?
-
192. Smartest?
- adilla
193. Weirdest?
- amira
194. Most gothic?
- hanem & dayah
195. Loudest?
- ain
196. Quietest?
- nadiah
197.Who's your longest, known friend?
- maisara
198. How many years?
- 2 years
199. The best memory with your friends?
- Hang out together.
200.How much do you love your best friends?
- I DON’T HAVE BEST FRIENDS lah makcek !
Love
201. Love is....
- NOTHING ! EMPTY !
202. Do you like someone?
- Maybe,
203.Do you show him or her that you like them?
- Nope
204. Do you LOVE someone?
- yes
205. When was the last time you were in love?
- last month, on my birthday
206. Do you still think about him/her?
- always
207. Did you guys ever go to the next level?
- eiii, lucah sials !
208. When do you mostly think about him/her?
- every second !
209. How long do your relationships usually last?
- 1 years (: hha
210. How many girlfriends/boyfriends have you had?
- girlfriend 2, boyfriend 1
211. What do you look for in a guy/girl?
- cool
- understanding
- sporty
- attractive
- funny
- smart
- easy going
- handsome !
212. Do your parents care if you have a partner?
- mama okay tapi ayah, suro msuk UPM dulu
213. Do you love to flirt?
- nope,
214. How tall should your partner be?
- aku 168cm and him would be 178cm maybe (:
215. What hair colour should they have?
- Black suda memadai
216.What kind of personality should they have?
- responsibility
217.Older or younger?
- same age pon, bole (:
218. Serious or carefree?
- carefree
219. Spontainous or hesitant?
- Spontainous
220. Brutally honest or tight-lipped?
- honest
221. Beautiful/handsome or intelligent?
- Intelligent
222. Should they make all the money?
- Nope.
223. Do they need to cook?
- WAJIB (:
224. What is their best body part?
- lips dia sexy
225. Desk job or physical labour?
- Desk job.
226. What car should they drive?
- mini cooper, sumpah handsome
227. Who is your first love?
- si dia yan blaja silat bersame, hha
228. Do you have kids with this person?
- HELL NO !
229. Did you kiss?
- hah ? ape kena lucah sanad ney ?
230. Are you still in love?
- yesyes
231. Do you still talk to him/her?
- no,
232. How long did it last?
- 9 months
233. How do you feel about the relationship
- very sad ):
234. Are you still involved with each other
- no !
235. When is the last time you saw him/her?
- 3 months ago
236. How old was he/she
- Sekarang 18 la. Mase cpl dulu die form 5.
237. Would you date him again
- I wish to (: CAN ARGH ?
238. was this boring
- hell yes !
239. did it bring back memories
- yes !
240. Last kiss
- 13 months ago
241. Last person that broke your heart
- @#$% maybe
242. Do you have someone that you can spend the rest of your life with?
- yes,
243. are u in a relationship right now an if so are you happy
- yes
244. are u currently hiding feelings about someone ?
- hha ade kot
245. have u ever cheated on your partner?
- zaman muda-mudi
246. have you ever kissed someone for the first time and almost fainted?
- NEVER !
247. have you ever loved 2 people at once?
- last year (: hha
248. ever had that butterfly feeling in your stomach?
- hha nonsense !
249. do you get tired of these questions(trick)?
- hell yes
250. is this the last question you'll answer?
- finally,
Let’s tag another people !
Aku mau tag :
- untuk anda yan baru berjinak-jinak dengan BLOGGER (: have a nice blog !
Thursday, August 20, 2009
bukan LESBIAN !
Tersanad pelik dengan ini kenyataan . I don’t know, but sometime this situation make me become CRAZY bhai ! aduh, bermula dari satu kesah aku di sini . seorang pelajar baru yan datang dari KL, yan ta penah berskola di kawasan kampong (ops sorry) . hari pertama di masukan ke kelas PERDAGANGAN untuk sementara . kelas yan sedikit, mempunyai 23 pelajar sahaja . antaranya 5 orang perempuan melayu (termasuk aku), 3 orang pelajar perempuan cine, 3 orang pelajar perempuan India, 6 orang pelajar lelaki melayu, 2 orang pelajar lelaki cine dan 4 orang pelajar lelaki India .(woahhh, satu Malaysia !)
Act, aku ta kesah sanad lah
Dan keesokkan harinya,
Aku di masukkan ke klass sebenar, di mane klass yan mmang sesuai nan aku punye RESULT ! hha and I’m happy . doang best, okay first day msok itu class, aku dh ramai kawan .hha semua baik nan aku, yes, mereka friendly sanad (: hha caring, woahh best best ! dan yan buat aku terharu is ayah aku datang dari KL sbb na tgok keadaan aku . act, itu bekas skola ayah aku .hha dan hari itu lah aku dapat phone baru (: hha C510 (ayah yan pilihkan, fobia na pilih sendiri) sbb if aku pilih sendiri, mesti ta tahan lama wehh
Maka, sejak itu hari aku dah okay sanad .dan aku dapat GENG baru . hha aku, hidayah dan hanem . hha aku rase selese kot nan doang sbb doang un mcam aku . hee free-hair, up-to-date .hha mereka pon ta berkira nan aku . hha best lah koang ! hee lepas uh, every evening aku msti melepak, pegi senaman arobik . hha mcam klaka jeh, tapi best . untuk kesihatan diri .
Selepas itu, aku masuk SOFTBALL . hha act mmang ta penah maen un . hha mcamane bole masok entah lah . hee then ade satu ini, dia layan aku lain . hmmm aku pon tatao ouhh, tapi
“eiyuuuw, soe babe . you’re not my taste okay ! dia cakap aku cheat on her . hoi kaw prempuan, aku dah ade special boyfriend okay . aku pon bukan hadap sanad nan kaw . hha dh na flirt aku ta dpat, patu na kecoh-kecoh . HELLO, kaw un ade pantat jugak en, buat ape kaw na flirt aku wehh ? haram lah cibai ! kaw ta luak kalu kaw tade kawan mcam aku ? hello sape na at kaw wehh ? tolong cket ! lagi un, bkan aku yan na KENAL sanad nan kaw . aku pon ta penah na angap kaw kawan or something special (: hha jangan perasan bole
Geli bhai nan kaw . hha dan skarang aku ta kesah un kaw ade keh, kaw tade keh . hha ouh, lupe . aku pon ta batak na kawan nan kaw lah LESBIAN, FULLSTOP !
MOOD : hard to say sorry and hard to forgive !
Sunday, August 16, 2009
REUNION PARTY (:
"A simple smile could start friendship"
Let's start to build NEW RELATIONSHIP,
take a step, break the old habit,
and feel the enjoyment the friendship
yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery and today is a gift
Sunday, July 19, 2009
new school (:
really soee .hha suda lame ta update ):tade mase lh honey, hha how are you dear ? imissyousoooooooooomuch lh bby (: hha at sini life dia best okay and i'm happy !
yeahh, ta mcam skola lame (: hha at sini BEBAS ! yes, yes and i like it
mereka disini sume happening,friendly and jaoh beza dari skola lame aku .doang always happy, laugh laugh and laugh .scream and shake the body .hha and and the best important is RULES dia ta mcam skola lame (: hha
and lastly,
23th of july, KUALA LUMPUR, here i come !
Saturday, July 4, 2009
kL and perak
'ya allah ya tuhan ku, aku mohon agar aku mndapat kwan yan baik mcam sara Qierara and qiema Qierara . dan berharap mereka lebih baik dari pelajar smkbdp, amin !'
Friday, July 3, 2009
happiness and saddness
Happiness and sadness
Okay, na story ney . hha di mulakan dgan yan
HAPPY (:
Today hari last aku at kL, at skola aku dpat bnyak hadiah ouh .yan aku ta sangke & terharu gilee vavi is qiema siap tempah chocolate cake at aku . serius terharu bhai ! and yan membuat aku mcam pelik is, nissa (classmate aku since form 2) bgi hadiah at aku . and hadiah dia, sumpa best ouhh . hha teddy bear coup (: teng nissa sygs . and tadi aku rase happy gilee sebab qiema and maisara hang nan aku skali ouhh . hha gile lh best ! dh la doing SEMEMANGNYA susah na hang and bile nan aku, mcam senang jeh ,hee
And the most happiness is,
Aku meet bbyboy . fuyoohfuyooh, gile rendu ouhh .hha bbyboy, iloveyou smpai mati doe ! gentle, hha tadi kn kite dh janji na kawen kn ? hee best best ! patu kite janji tana gado-gado kn ? hha sygs sanad at bbyboy ouhh . wahh, tadi qiema pon mcam happy meet her boyfriend, buat julung kalinye . hee padan lh tuh, same kecik ouhh . untuk qiema, if rendu at jas, pkai lh baju yan jas beli tadi, okay ! pon begitu nan mai, pkai tao baju tuh .hha ouhh, nnti kite post-post hadiah okay (: hha
SAD, sad and more sad . aceceh,
And today is my last day at SMK BDP school . it’s so suck to left my best friends ! qiema and maisara . we meet at secondary school, we’re being best friends just two month . this is not fair ! hha and I’m very sad ouh . okay, LET’S BE NORMAL ! sumpah sedih ouh .hee knape aku na pndah ?
-sebab at school tuh bnyak enemy ouhh,
-sebab at school tuh bnyak enemy ouhh,
-sebab at school tuh bnyak enemy ouhh,
-sebab at school tuh bnyak enemy ouhh,
-sebab at school tuh bnyak enemy ouhh,
-sebab at school tuh bnyak enemy ouhh,
-sebab at school tuh bnyak enemy ouhh !
Mmang ah mcam berat na tgalkan bbyboy at sini soang-soang tapi, hha tape aku sanggup . and aku sure dia pon faham kn ? ala, bkan lame pon .2 tahun jehh, hha pejam celik dah raye, patu pejam celik dh spm . patu abes spm, straight balik kl, bbyboy tgu at bb okay (: hha iloveyou ouhh muahhhh !
morning, afternoon and evening (:
crite ini di tulis pada 26th of june 2009
MORNING : Happy birthday, abg (: hha
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday, happy birthday,
Happy birthday to you (:
p/s : abang, mane hadiah adek ? dah 2 tahun dh tunda !
AFTERNOON :
Okay, balik skola tadi aku na pegi times square, na beli present tok sara .hha yela, dia
Pakcek bas 1 : adek na pegi mane ?
Aku : pegi times square .
Pakcek bas 1 : times square ?
Aku : yela, brape ?
Pakcek bas 1 : okay 70sen
Jalan lah smapai pudu kot, jabgi dia ikot jalan lain, okay aku cool lagi .hha dia bawak pusing jalan bandar bhai . hha lalu dpan MCPA, patu lalu dpan MASJID NEGARA, DATARAN MERDEKA, MAHKAMAH (Negara kot) hha patu smpai lh
Driver bas 1 : adek, nape ta trun ?
Aku : saya na pegi times square, tapi pakcek ta lalu dpan tuh knape ?! (dengan nada marah)
Driver bas 1 : lah ? knapa ta ckap awal tadi ?
Aku : dah ckap at orang kutip duit tadi uh ! dia yan ta dengar ! (dah marah dah)
Patu pakcek uh mcam bengong jab . dia trun, tnggal aku soang dlam bas .seram, takot gak ouhh .tapi buat muka brani (nasihat dari edza) patu dia ckap,
Driver bas 1 : okay adek, ikot pakcek .
Aku pon follow ah, muka aku time uh dh mcam singa na mengamuk jeh . dia bwak pegi bas dpan
Driver bas 2 : adek na pegi mane ?
Aku : times square !
Patu maybe dia ckap at abg mmber aku uh, tapayah kutip tambang kot .patu time dlam bas, pakcek bas 1 tuh pandang aku mcam terkejut . patu aku JELINGGG dia tajam-tajam, bau puas ! hha patu dia mcam na mntak soe, tapi takot kot tgok muka aku . dia tros bla, hha naek bas free, dpat pusing KL hee
P/s : hello pakcek, lain kali ikot lah jlan yan di tetapkan .
EVENING : babyboy, tengs sanad (: muahh
dah smpai times, tgu babyboy .hha tujuan aku pegi times, na beli present for my bestfriend (: hha and mule na pegi nan MONSTER cha, tapi dia ta jadi pegi lak .and kebetulan hariney bbyboy tsyen, so ajk ah dia teman . jahat doe aku, suro dia skip class (: hha soe bbyboy .
Dh smpai, aku tgu dia at mamak, dia nan kemba dia .KELIRU sials, same jeh . style rambut same, baju same, tinggi same . sume ah same, agak blur ah tadi .hha naseb bbyboy aku dtg at aku, cube kalu dia suro pegi at dia, maybe KEMBA dia kot aku ciom .hha
Patu patu
p/s : babyboy sygs, tengs sbb teman babygirl tao ! and tengs sbb beli baju tok babygirl . babygirl suka sanad !
Thursday, June 25, 2009
pakcek zin ): soee
Got a new story, hha okayokay, tadi at skola
Alan : makcek, na beg ehh ?
Aku : yela, aduh asal ta bawak hah ?
Alan : ala, amek at ruma I lh nnti, blik skola you datang amek
Aku : okay, ngat aw .blek I tros pegi amek .
Ble dh balik skola, berjalan mnapak ke ruma si dia .kol dia,
Aku : pakcek, at mne ?
Pakcek zin : at ruma, nape ?
Aku : na amek beg, koa lah .cpat ouhh, pnas kot .
Pakcek zin : okay .
Tunggu dh rase mcam sejam, gile lame ta koakoa . bgi msej lak,
Aku : pakcek, cpat ah .odw ney,
Ta reply,
Aku : cpat lh mangkok, pnas kot !
Juga ta reply .jmpe jiran dia (merangkap pet bro aku), and dzul (classmate aku)
Abg aniq : adek tgu sape ?
Aku : tgu alan, lembab btol lh mngkok ney .
Abg aniq : nape tgu dia ?
Aku : na amek beg ouh .
Dzul : alan mne ade, dia koa lh .
Aku : ehh, dia kate dia at ruma, aduh .
Dzul : mane ade ah, dia dh lame koa .kaw tgok moto dia, mne ade .
Aku : lah, aduh tape ah .nnti nmpak dia suro text aku !
Patu dh smpai ruma, alan msej suro tgu at tangge, patu aku pon trun ah .
Alan : you call eh tadi ?
Aku : yela, mangkok betol .kate at ruma, kaw pegi mne ?
Alan : tadi uh ayh I lah . (gelak-gelak goyang perot)
Aku : hah ? serius ? aduh, abes cane ? argh, malu bhai ! (muke pucat)
Alan : hha tadi I koa jab .you dtang ruma ehh ?
Aku : yela . you yan suro, ingat you at rumah !
Alan : ayh I kn at ruma .dia kate lh dia at ruma
Aku : hmm, tape ah .ckap at dia, mntak soee . ouhh, arie kem slam
Malu wehh, aduh .yan alan pon mangkok, koa ta bwak phone, adoi ! msti ayh dia pk aku ney kurang aja ? ta respect org tua keh ? cane ney ?
PAKCEK zin, soee ! ingat alan tadi ): soeee sanad !
Monday, June 22, 2009
i have . . . (a point for each one)
1. smoked.
2. consumed alcohol.
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
5. kissed someone of the same sex.
6. had sex.
7. had someone in your room other than family.
8. watched porn.
9. bought porn.
10. tried drugs.
# I have 1 only !
1. taken painkillers.
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents.
4. lied to a friend.
5. snuck out of the house.
6. done something illegal.
7. felt hurt.
8. hurt someone.
9. wished someone to die.
10. seen someone die.
# I have 8 only !
1. missed curfew.
2. stayed out all night.
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
4. been to a therapist.
5. received a ticket.
6. been to rehab
7. dyed your hair.
8. been in an accident.
9. been to a club.
10. been to a bar
# I have 5 only !
1. been to a wild party.
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade.
3. drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
4. had a spring break in
5. sniffed anything
6. wore black nail polish
7. wore arm bands.
8. wore t-shirts with band names.
9. listened to rap.
10. owned a 50 Cent CD.
# I have 1 only !
1. dressed gothic
2. dressed girly.
3. dressed punk.
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something.
6. been too drunk to remember anything.
7. blacked out.
8. fainted.
9. had a crush on a neighbor.
# I have 5 only !
1. had a crush on a friend.
2. been to a concert.
3. dry-humped someone.
4. been called a slut.
5. called someone a slut.
6. installed speakers in your car.
7. broken a mirror.
8. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
9. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
# I have 4 only !
1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.
3. cruised the mall.
4. skipped school.
5. had surgery.
6. had an injury.
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
9. caught something on fire.
10. lied about your age.
# I have 5 only !
1. owned/rented an apartment/house.
2. broke the law in the police's presence.
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger.
6. hugged a stranger.
7. kissed a stranger.
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harassed.
10.been verbally harassed.
# I have 5 only !
1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. stayed online for 5+ hours straight.
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight.
5. been to a fair.
6. been called a bad influence.
7. drink and drive.
8. prank-called someone.
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
10. cheated on a test.
# I have 5 only !
A total is 39 only !
If You Have Less Than 10.. write [im a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10.. write [im still a goody goody]
If You Have more Than 20..write [im average]
If You Have More Than 30..write [im a bad kid]
If You have more than 40..write [im a very bad influence]
If You Have more than 50..write [im a horrible person]
If You Have more than 60..write [i should be in jail]
If You Have more than 70..Write [i should be dead]
I am a bad kid, yes I am (: hha
PULANGKAN !
Pakcek makcek,
Aku meminta kerjasama antara pakcek dan makcek yan pernah bkawan dan memiliki harta karun aku . aku disini ingin meminta pakcek makcek memulangkan ‘hak jasmynn’ bole ? mestilah bole kn ? kate PINJAM, takan amek teros kot ? hha aku ta lah ingat ape barang aku yan koang pnjam .tapi kalu ade, just give it to me okay . that’s mine lh sygs ! tulun bagi balik before KHAMIS (2nd of july 2009) bole ?
Di mulakan dengan makcek berumah flat polis,
Makcek, dulu makcek ade pnjam vest anakda kaler ungu kn ? bole pulang
Seterusnye makcek yan berade di klass add math,
Makcek, dulu makcek ade pnjam baju anakda kn ? baju yan berwarna putih,bercorak tengkorang di bhagian bahu, am I right ? selebihnye, ta ingat. Tapi makcek pulangkan bole ? baju tuh kalau makcek na, bole beli at jusco balakong okay .kalu ta tahu, anakda bole bawakan (: hha
Di ikuti makcek yan berade di bkit cheras,
Makcek, itu hari makcek ade pnjam stoking kaler pink kn ? bole pulangkan ta ? mahal stoking tuh, anakda beli spasang RM7.90, kesayangan tuh .bole kn ? ouhh, makcek bole bagi at skola pon tape. Makcek bagi jeh at adek bear okay, ta pon bgi at kaka natrah .ouhh, makcek ade pakai jed kn ? ta silap jed tuh anakda pnye kn ? kate pnjam, hha .bukan na berkire, tetapi itu kan hak anakda .barang haram, kalu makcek pkai, makcek jadi haram (: mcamane ? and makcek pnye stoking skola tuh, anakda akan bagi at Qiema MAYBE, okay !
Dan akhir skali, makcek yan berskola di JB,
Makcek, barang-barang makcek telah di pulangkan sepenuhnye, am I right ? hha anakda ingin meminta izin supaya makcek memulangkan pakaian-pakaian anakda yan brade di ruma makcek bole ? makcek bole bagi kesemuanye kpada sepupu makcek yan brname al-jad okay !
Ouhh, tertinggal pakcek yan menaiki moto berwarna merah ke skola,
Anakda di sini ingin meminta loket rantai anakda yan pakcek pinjam 2 bulan lepas. Ta silap anakda, pakcek na pnjam 2 minggu jeh kn ? tapela, yan pnting pakcek bagi balik loket tuh .loket tuh anakda beli guna duit gaji anakda yan pertama .lagipon, pakcek nan anakda suda tiade ape-ape ikatan mahupon kawan kn ? and pakcek pon dh MENYAMPAH nan anakda kn ? so, pulang ah balik !
Sekian, jika ade sesuatu yan makcek dan pakcek ingin suare
KERJASAMA PAKCEK MAKCEK AMAT DIPERLUKAN
Ape yan penting, kerjasama (: chill !
Sunday, June 21, 2009
tagged (: hha
(gamba ini berSTYLE kot, hha)
1. He/she is sitting in front of the tv. What is on the screen?
- action HA-HA
2.What foods he/she doesn't like?
- berkuah, hha
3. Going out to eat, and have a drink. What will he/she order?
- Nasi goreng
4. Where did he/she go to high school / uni ?
- Skola menengah
5. What is his/her career / job / still studying?
- still studying
6. What size of her/his shoes?
-6 /7 kot
7. If she/he was to collect something, what would it be?
- kumpul tiket rapid kot, hha
8. What would he/she eat everyday if he/she could?
- smbal ikan bilis (: hha
9. What would he/she never wear?
- tudung kot, hha
10. What would he/she always wear when he/she have a date with you?
- shirt, skinny jeans and shoes
11. Who is her best friend?
- no bestfriends pon, hha
12. Her/his favourite colour?
- green, red, black and white
13. His/her habit?
- tarik hidung orang (pelik-pelik jeh ouh)
14. What is he/she proud of?
- (-.-)
15. Favourite perfume?
- cool water
16. Do you think he/she will read this?
- ta, tapi mybe adek dia yan bace dan smpai kn (MAYBE) hha
17. How both of you fall in love?
- time aku lpak ruma dia, hha
Five people you Tagged :
-awak/dia
-anda/kamu
-makcek/pakcek
-kaka/abang
-boboy/gigirl
CAPSQUARE (: hha
Tadi aku pegi gig ouhh .hha gilee best, suda 8 bulan ta pegi, aceceh . GiGS at capsquare hha . campur kot, hha indie and hardcore .hha gilee rmai bhai ! aku follow bubu, hee first time follow dia .hha slalu pegi nan twin aku jehh .hee ney twin aku ta bole pegi, dia at ruma sdare dia kot, huh mmang dia RUGI besar ahh .
At sane aku meet edza and her sister, hha ta sngke meet dia .hha join ah skali . hha time nga ronggeng, nmpak dia .hha ape lagi, RONGGENG HONEY RONGGENG .patu nmpak lak dak-dak skola aku, faeez, syuk, daus .hha ta sngke bhai, doing pon ade .hha best gile ouhh, sumpa best . dh lh free . at sane aku nmpak ____, huh BAPAK SOMBONG sial ! hha lantak ah, hee tade bagi aku pape effect pon, HAHAHA
Dh rongeng smpai mlam ouhh, bubu kate ayh dia amek . ouhh, okay lh uh, TAPI ta jdi . ayh dia suro dia blik ruma mkcek dia . angkat kaw ! mmang best ah . aku cane bhai ? huh redha suda . edza lak tido hotel, aduh . tatao na follow sape bhai, haish . hm aku try ah text abg-abg aku .HAMPEH, soang pon ta bole pkai
Qayyum : abg at lua kwasan lh adek, cane na amek .
Abg Wan : adek naek train, abg tgu at BTS, abg na amek at sane ta brani . krete tade road tax .
Black : tidak dapat di hubungi .
Syafiq : kerja, kerja .
Hah, bnyak lh dia na suro aku naek train .hha mao ta blek aku . aku dh ah kmpung cket, ta reti naik train .huh patu na buat cane, try text apek . hha asalnye aku tcing nan dia . yela, dia ta wish birthday aku ouhh ! ALASAN : lupe lh sygs .huh bnyak dia pnye lupe .hha na tana, try ah en ? naseb dia okay bhai, hha tengs apek (: hha
Dh smpai bb, tgu ah dia . gilee lame bhai, kasihan edza, kelaparan ouhh .soe edza, soee sanad ): hee tapi tape, dia dh order siap-siap kn ? hha nak dkat stngah jam jgak ah tgu . mane ta nye, dh smpai at mane ntah, tayar blakang pncit . dia patah balik, tuka moto nan mmber dia . dlam hati aku, dh kecut perut bhai . cnfrm ayh mara ouh, dh ade nnek at ruma . huh
Dh smpai ruma, ya allah, betape hppy nye aku .ayh tade, gi lpak . hha nnek dh tido .mama pon okay jeh, tade bsingbsing mcam slalu .hee patu ayh call,
Ayah : kaka, kaw dh balik ke blum ?
Aku : dh, dh mndi dh pon . ayh at mne ?
Ayah : aku at jy, kaw na mkan pape ta ?
Aku : hah, bole jugak . kaka na nsi goring biase, tana sayur .
Ayah : yela, adek na ape ?
Aku : adek pon na nasi greng jugak .
Hha gilee tekejut ouhh, slalu ayh straight bsing ouhh . ney dia bole tnye lak na mkan ape .hha maybe sbb HARI BAPA kot, hha dia blik, dia tanye
Ayah : kaw pegi mane kak ? dh mlam bau na blik ?
Aku : kaka pegi gig lah, dkat capsquare .
Ayah : ta abes-abes nan gig kaw .
Aku : ala, bia lh (: best ape .hee
Ayah : dh, pegi mkan cpat . kang sejuk ta sdap !
Hha sumpa hairan doe aku, hha patu dh mkan sume, on ym nan pakcek alan, time uh ade ah jam 12 lbih kot . slalu ayh msti ckap “kaw ney ta reti na tido keh ? dh mlam dh ney” tapi smalam, dia ckap “kak, jabgi kaw na tido, ttup tb uh.” Hha pelik kn ? hee
Thursday, June 18, 2009
aku sygs kaw (: hha
She is my new best friend ever ! hha dia pham aku bhai . dia slalu teman aku, dia yan buat aku na berubah . aku dh start happy mcam dlu, patu tadi ustazah aku kate “alhamdulillah, awak dh berubah !” Hee sumpa best doe ustazah kate cam uh at aku, hee senyum kambeng ouhh .
Bile aku tanye at dia,
Aku : mai, btol keh jas dh berubah ? hha ustazah yan ckap .
Mai : a’ah, since jas kwan nan mai .hha
Aku : mesti time first mai tgok jas, mesti ade rase lain kn ?
Mai : tao tapee ouhh . first mai tgok jas en, sumpa geram ouh. dlam hati mai ckap ‘sombong gilee bdak sblah
Aku : hha dh agak dh, nape hah ?
Mai : yela, jas suke pndang, patu jeling .haish, na jeh tumbok ouh . hee tapi takot lh, jas dh ganas !
Aku : hha mmang jas mcam tuh, so that’s why jas ta heran org na ckap jas sombong keh, ape keh .hha maybe bgi doang, jas mmang sombong, tapi kalu dh knal . hha mesti best kot .
Mai : hee jas, mai tana ah jaoh jaoh nan jas . yela, bgi mai kn, maid ah anggap jas ney PENYELAMAT mai . jum ah pndah BTHO skali, bole jage mai .
Aku : hha ala, sanad ah na pndah sane . lagi ta suke ah skola sane . hm ala tape, at sane kn ade cha . cnfrm cha bole jage mai .
Mai : ala, tapi maim cam sedih ah na tgalkan jas . yela, mai dh anggap yan kite ney dh jadi bestfriend skrang .
Aku : hha okay, kite dh jadi bestfriend skrang, hee jgan risau ah . cnfrm jas jage mai pnye .
Mai : jas, kaw jgan gado nan aku tao . mai takot ouh, jas dh lh garang, ganas ouh . mai tana kite gado
Aku : ala, ta gado pnye, janji (: hha bia lh jas garang, bole back up mai . kn kn ? jas kn HERO mai . hee
And lepas tuh, aku rase mcam sygs at dia ouh . as my bestfriend lh ! and aku rase dia mmang kwan yan baik bhai . sbb dia, aku dh start membace, HA-HA patu aku dh mule happy, gelak-gelak mcam dlu . aku dh jadi kuat blik, hee dh ta sunyi kot . dah brani, hha (slame ney mmang aku brani pon) hee and sbb dia, sume org prasan yan aku dh berubah, mnjurus kpade perkare-perkare yan baik .
Cha, aku pon sygs kaw bhai . hha kaw monster aku kn ? aku pon monster kaw . hee kaw suke panggil aku monster kecik, hee nnti at sane, kaw jage mai elok-elok tao ! and aku rendu gilee mase kite hang uh, hha kutuk pkcik bas monster, patu mase kite sesat uh . hha klaka en wehh ? hee janji nan aku tao, JAGE mai baik-baik . ouhh, nnti kalu kite ade mase, kite tige lpak-lpak okay (: hee
Mai sygs, mai jgan sedih-sedih tao . jgan nanges tao kalu dh pndah sane . hee jgan risau ah, jas janji jas jage mai smpai bile-bile, promise ! and jas ta
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
tagged (: hha
-lipstick, present untk mama *hariney brthday mama (:
2. apakah bende paling penting dlm hidup kamu?
-handphone
3. Dimanakah tempat impian perkahwinan kamu??
-at pulau pon best (: bole kn bie ?
4. Berapa lama hubungan kamu berkekalan?
-11bulan kot paling lame .hha
5. Adakah anda sedang dilamun cinta??
-betol-betol
6. Dimanakah restoran terakhir kamu makan malam??
-mamak JY suda, hha restoran jugak
7. Namakan buku terakhir yang kamu beli?
-komik anti chocolate (: hha
8. Apakah nama penuh kamu??
-jasmynn bte hashim evans (: hee
9. Kamu lebih senang dengan ayah atau mak??
-hha kalu na bergossip nan mama, kalu na bershopping ckap at ayh
10. Namakan seseorang yang ingin kamu jumpa dalam hidup kamu buat pertama kalinya??
- si dia yan kacak (: hha
11. Sebutkan 8 nama sahabat yang paling rapat dengan kamu.
-maisara, maisara, maisara, maisara, maisara, amalyna, abg bam dan maisara
12. Adakah kamu mencuci pakaian sendiri??
-hha ouh tidak, ape gune ade mesin basuh .hha
13. Tempat yang paling seronok yang kamu mahu pergi?
-na pegi pulau bhai, ade sapesape na bwak ta ?
14. Butirkan 5 perkara tentang orang yang tag kamu..
-hha entah, tatao pon .maen amek jehh (: soe kawan
15. 8 perkara yang amat saya gilai??
-online
-coklat/susu coklat
-shopping/hangout
-gosip/lepaklepak
-gelak/massage
-makan ta terhenti
-tidoo sepuasnye
16. Pelukan atau ciuman??
-na duadua bole kn ?
17. 8 perkataan yang sering diucapkan??
-hha
-nape bhai ?
-what time is it ?
-rendu lh
-ouhh,
-banyak lh kaw
-ape buat ?
-bosan, bosan, bosan
18. 8 buah buku yang paling baru di baca??-
-hm, buku skola ikut jadual hari ney .hha
19. 8 lagu yang saya boleh dengar berulang kali??
-fall for you
-1234
-boom boom pow
-cela, by boneka
-kiss me thur the phone
-ala, lagu crite ZATI & SI MAWAS uh
20. Mari men'TAG' 8 orang lain..
-awak, pakcek, makcek, sygs, darling, manje, rendu, dan anda yan mmbace
HOT story (: hha
Dear blogger,
Setelah brcuti 15hari, mcamcam crite aku dengar ouhh .hha smalam aku ta atg, hha ta lrat bhai .hee saje na cuti extra (: hee lagipon smalam aku pegi air-port, amek nnek aku balik dari umrah .hee mmang alasan mlas na pegi skola pon
And bile pagi tadi, smangat na pegi .hha gileee rendu at kantin skola aku .hha and guess what ? doang mcam tkejut jehh ouh nmpak aku
Ilham : ehh, jas ! kaw bukan dh pindah keh ?
Aku : hah ? hha merepek ape kaw ney .aku skola sini lh, pndah ape nye ouhh . sape yan ckap aku pindh ? hha karot jehh ouhh
Ilham : ____ . yela, smalam kaw ta atg, dia kate kaw pndah .
Aku : hmm, banyak dia punye pindah .hha aku saje ah cuti extra
Hha patu smpai foyer,
Masni : eh jas, kate pindah ?
Aku : lagi soang .hha mane ade ahh, ta pndah pon .yan pndah MAISARAH, bkan jas .apela
Naik klass lak,
Bobby : weh jas, serius keh kaw pindah ? buto ah, na pndah ta bgitao
Aku : kpale hotak kaw . gilee ape, mau mngamuk ayh aku .hha gedik ape na pndah ? huh
Bobby : tade ahh, wan kate kaw pindah Yakob Latif, btol kehh ?
Aku : ye yakob latif abh kaw ! hha entah skola tuh at mane aku pon tatao .hha apesal ah koang ney, org lain yan pndah, kaw ckap aku .
Lpas rehat,
Wan 4G : jas, kaw na pindah ehh ?
Aku : wehh, stop it bole ? sape ckap aku pndah ney ?
Wan 4G : tade ah, ramai dak-dak ckap kaw pindah .tuh aku tanye kaw uh
Aku : mane ade ah, banyak ah doang pnye pndah .hha and sbb ape lak aku na pndah ? bodo btol
Sumpa pelik doe, sape lh yan ckap aku pndah ? hha yan Qiema kate aku pndah
Haish, yan mnjadi tande tanye, knape lh doang kate aku pndah ? and ape sbb aku na pndah bhai ? hha tade sbb pon kn ? tetek ! siape lh yan buat crite HOT ney ? hha trima kaseh ye sygs, sbb menGLAMOURkan aku (: muahh .hha
HELLO sygs,
Aku ta pndah okay ! mmang ta pndah dan ta
Pakcek makcek,
i'm not your big game for you to stalk and yeah why must you investigate what the fuck is happening with my life ? it's my life and it's mine so don't ever touch it and move out stalker ! why are you so interested what's happening in my life ? huh ? what's so special about it ? i'm not even a BIG celebrity la bitch . go and stalked some other people's boyfriend ke life ke rather than mine ok ? i never ever gave a fucked about you but now you're really being such a fucked up dumb asshole . anjing, tgu ah ape aku na buat at kaw soon ! okay (: hha
P/S : hha english aku lintang-pukang, for sure aku mmang ta reti sanad ckap english mcam koang .hha kalu ta btol uh, phampham jela .hha
Sunday, June 14, 2009
ayuh kembali ke skola, ayuh !
Dear blogger,
Akhirnye cuti yan 2 minggu lamenya dh abes ): argh ! mlas gilee na pegi skola, huh sumpa bosan ouhh .haish, tapi tape la ouhh, kdangkdang rendu na mmnulis .hha bajet jehh .hmmm esok skola, wahh ade perhimpunan ouhh, what the fuck ! dh la lame gilee
Hmm, mesti sume sebok ouh, nan keja skola lgi, haish .nanti kena iron baju skola, buat homework lagi .huh bile la na habes skola ouhh ): hha tapi tape kot, dh penat blaja, hujung mggu bole mlepak .hha tapi, spanjang cuti ney .aku tade buat pape pon ouhh .hha saje jeh buang mase ouhh
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
durian, durian dan durian
kenape durian ? hha saje (: okay, melihat keluarga ku, jiran tetangga semua mkan durian . knape hah ? sedap keh ? bukan durian tuh panas keh ? lantak lh, yan mnjadi tande tanye, knape aku ta bole na bau durian ? asal aku bau jeh, aku mula la mcam na pening pale (mcam skrang) sbb doang sume nga mkan durian .aduh, tringin na mkan, TAPI mcamane ? yela,na bau pon ta bole .lagi na mkan, mau termntah kot . tapi kalu msak lmak tempoyak, lalu lak aku mkan .sedap ouhh ! tapi durian, MEMANG ta mkan .haish susa jadi aku .itu ta mkan, ini ta mkan .memilih, mcam arwah nnek aku .hha mama yan kate begitu .hee menurut zul, durian ney sedap lah, layan lh kalu mkan . yeke ? hha aku tgok org yan mkan uh, berselera sungguh .hha tapi yan bengangnye, aku ta bole mkan . bau pon dh pening ! na try ouhh ): hha
ideal boyfriend (: hha
When a girl walks away from you : Follow her
When she stares at your lips : Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you : Grab her and don’t let go
When she starts cursing you : Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet : Ask her what’s wrong
When she ignores you : Give her your attention
When she pulls away : Pull her back
When you see her at her worst : Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying : Just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking : Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared : Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder : Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat : Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you : Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time : reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt : Back yourself up with the TRUTH
When she say's that she likes you : she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs your hands : Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you : bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret : keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes : don’t look away until she does
WHEN SHE MISSES YOU : SHES HURTING INSIDE
When you break her heart : the pain NEVER really goes away
When she says its over : she STILL wants you to be hers
Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
DON'T let her have the last word
NEVER call her hot! Pretty and beautiful is so much better
Say you love her more than she could ever love you
Argue that she is the best girl ever
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, don’t believe it, talk to her
When she says she's SORRY, she truly MEANS IT
Because 10 years later she'll remember you
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's Ass am I kicking today baby?"
Sunday, June 7, 2009
tempek (: hha
Seperti yan di kata kan pagi semalam, hari ney aku hang .hha bagun pagi, jam 5 sebab ayah aku na pegi outstation .huh kemudian sambung tidur balik .hha jam 12 bau bangun .janji nan doang jam 12, hha well janji melayu .mcamney lh .aku sempat pegi kedai dlu, beli mkanan sbb mama aku mcam demam .aku ngat aku yan lambat, rupenye im and imran ta trun lagi .TENGAH SIAP, haish mcam pmpuan !
Sedang tunggu bas, aku nmpak monster ouhh .hha guess who ?
Hha bile smpai, tros pegi mkan .at pulau kot nme dia .hha pelik btol namenye .pas mkan, msok pavi jab .hha aku meet ZUL sygs (: hha doang sume pegi bistro dlu, aku jehh pegi lpak KFC nan zul and ayam (kawan zul) .hha ayam blanje mkan (: hha lpas mkan semua, zul anta at bistro .hha
Jam 1700, aku and zul coup (: hha iloveyou, bie ! muahhmuahh
And tepat jam 1930 boom boom pow ! hha aku kena baling telur babe ! mmang best lh telur tepek atas pale .hha agak sedih memikirkan baju dan baunye .hha cane na balik ?! huh menanges jugak lh aku .hha bkan sbb ape, tapi bau dia hanyir wehh .dh la at bus-stop ts, gilee kaw ! maluuu, semua pandang ! hha dan ketawa beramai-ramai .naseb lh bas time uh kosong, fuhh ! kalu ta msti satu bas muntah ! hha aku mmang ta mara, sbb ney first-time aku clbrate birthday mcam ney .TENGS im, ney lh nikmat birthday aku dngan koang !
P/S : sumpahh wehh, koang the best wehh .koang buat birthday aku lebih meriahh even though doang tade .hha sygs koang wehh, im tengs sanad (: muahh
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME (: hha
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to jasmynn,
happy birthday to me
okayy, today my birthday yan ke enam belas okay . hha mcam dh tue jehh .hee maseh terase diriku ini kanakanak saje .hha bak kate si ajad sygs "hope bole jadi matang okay ." hha apeney, aku maseh kecik lagi ahh, manje lagi .hha act, aku menunggu someone yan too special wish at aku .guess who ? hha adelah ! aku na tgok dia wish ke ta . hha yan aku sure, birthday dia msti aku wish punye .hha sbb dia penah layan aku nan baikbaikbaik sanad !
and kejab lagi aku na hang .dengan my beloved twin .hha na blanje shisha .woahh, best gilee .APPLE MINT satu .hha and aku pon na meet my beloved skandle .hha si ZUL sygs (: muahhmuahh
top 5
-my beloved twins, im sygs (:
-my beloved bestfriends, amalyna sygs (:
-my beloved skandle, zul kacak sygs (:
-my beloved ex-boyfriend, ajad sygs (:
-my beloved girlfriend, darling sygs (:
sekian, itu sahaje untuk jam ini, tgu next entry pula (: hha
and aku na tgok ape present yan aku dapat (: hha
Saturday, May 30, 2009
hang out (: hha
Dari lot10, ke pavi .berdiri satu jam kot, bau ke arab .shisha . spanjang prjlan, aku asek kne bhan jeh . hha naseb ta mkan dlam (: hee aku tahu itu hanye gurauan .dh lepak, shisha-shisha, patu balik .mcam penat jehh, mlas na tgu lame-lame .lagipon aku soang na naik bas nnti, ade MONSTER .takot !
Time at arab tuh, bau lah kami bergamba . lihatlah mcamane keadaan ketika itu .hha
ini wiwin okay (:
ini sebelum aku datang
yana, zul and wiwin
era, fareed and yana
zul si kaki membahan (: hha
p/s : aku bajet segan, senyum ta ikhlas
wiwin and jasmynn
era, wiwin, jasmynn and yana
